WAYS OF BREAKING UP WITH YOUR LOVER BEFORE FEBRUARY 14.

Ways of breaking up with your lover beforeFebruary 14 _______ 1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!! _ 2.You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over! _ 3.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!! _ 4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over! _ 5.I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It’s over! _ 6. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. why did you reply me the next day?... its over!!!! _ 7.I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your, bags. its over! 8. I told u to come around 7:am and u came by 7:02am. Lateness is in ur blood. It's over. 9. U have 4,800 Facebook frnds and I have just 32,how come? U don't know? Its over. 10. So cos it's raining u won't go to the farm? You're not hardworking. It's over. 11. If u see a lion will u fight or run? Ooo u will run? U are not a brave girl. Its over. 12. Why are u putting on seat belt in my car? So u don't trust me with ur life? It's over. 13. What type of food is this? Did u add salt to this rice or u added rice to the salt? In fact it's over. Lol. Add yours :D