THE BIGGEST LIE-FUNNY JOKES

THE BIGGEST LIE Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

GIRL OR BOY!!!- FUNNY JOKES

GIRL OR BOY!!! A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.

Funny!!!.

A lady lied to a guy that she is a graduate; The guy asked are you done with NYSC? She replied seriously i don't like that course due to the fact that its purely calculation.